Welcome to my play room. Here, you will respect my wishes and do as I say.
Sort of... well, not really. But kind of.

There aren't many rules, but here's the basics:

1. If you piss me off, I will ban you.
2. If you piss off one of my friends, I will ban you.
3. If I don't like you, I will ban you.
4. If someone is honestly trying to be helpful, or is sincerely asking for help, don't be an asshole, or I will ban you.
5. The first 4 rules above as pertaining to banning happen at my discretion, and my discretion alone. I will decide how long you are gone for, and whether or not it will happen at all.

So, now that that's out of the way...

This board right here, in particular, is dedicated to generalized technical support. Aka, if you have a computer issue, want free help, and have the time to type it out and give me the information I need to help you, then state your problem on this board.